It's back in the 1800's and a mine owner is hiring new workers. A German

steps up and says, "I can pick gold faster than any man alive." The owner

hires him on the spot.

A Russian wanders up and says, "I can load gold faster than any man

alive." The owner can't believe his good fortune and hires this man, too.

A Chinese man walks up and asks for a job. The owner is so elated about

hiring the other two men he says, "Well, if these other two men work as

good as they say I won't need any more help, but I'll put you in charge of

supplies."

The next day the owner goes and checks on his new workers, and sure

enough, the German is picking gold at an unbelievable rate. The Russian is

loading it as fast as the other workers can haul it out. He looks around

and can't find the Chinese man anywhere.

He begins to walk around the mine to find him and just as he rounds a dark

corner the Asian jumps out from behind a rock and yells, "SUPPLIES!"